I'll give you TWO sacks of money if you can do all of the above at the same time.
I'll even call the local Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum of your choice and / or the Guiness Book Of World Records to certify that your tapdance-hopscotch-motorcycle gear shifting feat was within their stringent parameters for recognition as a newfound (and most unique) "World Record".
Just kidding with you here and by no means am I poking fun at you. None whatsoever.
Hope you got a laugh out of my off the wall comments / suggestions.
P.S. - do let me know if you ever do any of the above suggestions as I think it should be documented.